If you've heard of David DeAngelo, one of the top pick-up artists in the world (although he'd probably prefer the term 'dating coach'), then you've probably also heard of the 'cocky and funny approach' to interacting with women.
It involves teasing the girl, making fun of her but in a way that she finds fun (in no way is she meant to feel bad - if that's happening then you're doing it wrong!). It's also about communicating that you have a higher status and that she needs to prove her worth to you. Above all, it's about being unpredictable!
Here follows a great example from a friend of mine named 'Golden Boy' who's a naturally cocky and funny guy. For the purpose of this interaction he is using the name 'Keanu'. Have a read and if you want to find out more about this technique, click the link at the bottom of the post to get David DeAngelo's free dating secrets newsletter.
Over to the Golden Boy:
"How to seduce a girl on a train ... its the way i roll, i improvise but i tease. This chick is on a train full of people. Nowhere to run...
I look for a seat.
I spy upon a pretty little chickadee.
I sit opposite her.
I'm intrigued.
Lets play:
Me: Excuse me miss what's your childhood ambition?
Her: Hey do i know you?
Me: What's your childhood ambition?
Her: Well it was to be a singer but i gave up, why d'ya ask?
(I ignore this and barrage her with several questions like a machine gun)
Me: You mean you cant sing now? Or did you lose your voice with all that screaming from wild partying?? its sounds 'alright' to me...
Interesting accent btw let me guess new jersey?
She laughs and says she's from Santa M,onic California and is studying English lit. on her summer break in Oxford.
(I tell her I know it's summer but thank her for her kindness.)
This is all in a fucking hilarious way.
So i offer my hand, I can be polite and it was time to touch.
Me: Keanu, pleased to meet you.
Her: Oh cool like Keanu Reeves...blah blah. I'm Daena.
Me: Yeah keanu...I've never heard that before. (deadpan)
Anyway what is that, like some retard version of diana right?
Her: No, it's Hebrew.
Me: Wow you dont have 'that' look?
Her: What look?
Me: Never mind.
Her: No what do you mean?
Me: Shhhh the whole train is listening to this and i'm trying to get it on with you so ...
Her: (she interupts)You're not doing very well!
Me: It was my childhood ambition to pick up an American girl in england on a train and I've stuck to it. Hmmm, what was yours again?
She laughs, there's eye contact.
There's a damn pause and a fucking cockblocking train announcer...
I notice a shopping bag because im fortunate to have eyes and I use them effectively on this occasion.
Me: So, tell me what was your last purchase?
Her: (She notices as I look at the bag) A little jewellery box for my mom.
Me: No way! I bought one of those just the other day! Show me what you got?
Now this girl is easily led man coz she opened the damn thing up when it was gift wrapped, just to show me!
Haha you know whats coming!
Me: Wow! ...that's the one i got! You need to take that back, you copied me!
Her: No way blah you didn't!
Me: Yeah I did but we have great style so I'm not surprised! (high five)
I made her do this 3 times as i faked the first 2!
After the inital fake i heard some guy laugh (awesome! An audience!)
Me: Slight problem! You know i sent this to your mum already so you're gonna have to take it back.
Her: Haha, oh really?
Me: She can have 2 though. All cool people have two things, I mean I have 2 girlfriends!
Her: Two?! That's mean, but I can imagine.
Me: Yes but I'm never satisfied, I'm trying to get 312 (its all in delivery)
Her: (Weird big laugh) You can only find 2 then?
Me: No I'm very fussy, I mean you're way off being one and you know why?
Her: No?
Me: Well, because you didn't follow your dream to be a singer you showed no character. I'm following mine...as I'm still trying to ask you out up for some reason.
And people inspire people maybe you just dont have that.
(silence)
I mean, what's your wildest dream?
Her: (after deliberation) Time travel so I can go back and change the past and see myself in the future.
Me: Well we live in the here and now and this is my stop so you should give me a way for me to contact you in future?
She says 'phone' and gives me her number, I say "nice one."
Another Golden Boy performance.
It was entertainment at its finest!"
Thank you Golden Boy. The best person for explaining the Cocky & Funny approach is David DeAngelo. Click Here for his free dating secrets newsletter and his free '10 Most Dangerous Mistakes Men Make With Women'.
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